But down here... It's just so hard not to be startled!! During one normal car ride, you'll hear a series of:::
"OH MY GASH. That bird!! It's freakish!"
"WOWZERS. That palm tree is HUGE."
"ZACK LOOK AT THE SUNSET."
"Holy crap!!!! That truck is carrying like a THOUSAND ORANGES!!!"
"WAS that an ALLIGATOR?? Did I just see an alligator?????"
"UUUUMMMMMM. WAS THERE A CHILD IN THE FRONT SEAT OF THAT CAR????"
"HOLY MOLY that car almost just pummeled us!!! Stupid middle lanes!"
"Ala-WHAT??? How are these crazy street names even pronouced??"
"WHOAAAAAA. Check out that SUNSET!"
I am sorry, babe, that my startled self is constantly a loud outburst. I will try to zip the lip, and snap the shutter instead without being so boisterous. Thanks for putting up with me. I love you!
And yes... That is literally my face all the time. I can't help it. This place is weird.
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