NO!!!! NOT EVEN CLOSE!!! These devilish little creatures need to DIE!!
Let me start from the beginning: About a week ago, I was walking into the bank, and in the reflection of the bank's glass door I saw something large and black.. ON MY SHIRT. I looked down in horror and saw not only one bug, but TWO... and they were........ DOIN' IT!! I was shocked, disgusted, felt a little defiled, flicked them off and went about my day. Folks, I wish I could say this is the end of my story, but sadly I cannot. Apparently there is somewhat of an "epidemic" here in Florida. That epidemic is called Love Bugs. They are disgusting little obnoxious creatures who literally fly around getting down and dirty all day with each other. But they are EVERYWHERE. Every time I walk outside I have to swat at like 17 of them. (I guess that would actually be 34.... considering 1 equals 2.. because they're.. connected... ANYWAY). They are on my car, on my hair, all over the walls of the grocery store, buzzing around every tree, every bush, every surface area you can find. "Love Bugs" is something that I've came to hate. Despise. Abhor. L-O-A-T-H-E.
I've heard different rumors about them. One was that University of Central Florida was using them as an experiment, the experiment failed and the bugs multiplied and escaped the labs and have since then taken over Florida, and some are running for FL government. The other was that some IDIOTS brought a bajillion of them to Florida, to fix the mosquito problem, because appaaaaarently they eat mosquitos. Welp, that failed as well. Turns out somebody didn't do their research, they don't eat mosquitos, and they multiply by like a zillion a day. EW.
See for yourself...
Gross. Just gross...
I guess what I'm really trying to say... is that Love is in the air. The creepy, crawly, fly-ie-like kinda love.
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