Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I have been blessed with a brain that doesn't have the easiest time with NUMBERS. If you were to read off a series of any amount of numbers to me, I would only hear the first one, and the rest would float off in a far away land known as "wasted brain space." So, with all of that being said, I'm going to go ahead and ask you to help me out here, and change maybe about 90 % of the roads around here.
Let me go ahead and give you the ones you should rename:
417
434
426
441
423
408
4
435
44
415
407
482
404
439
414
Soooooo, the fact that all of those REAL roads begin with the number FOUR is SLIGHTLY, seriously, excruciatingly confusing for number-challenged people like me. So I'm going to go ahead and say thank you for your time and concern. I will be eagerly awaiting the new LETTER-focused Street names.
Sincerely yours,
Allison Viscomi, confused Florida residence.
2 comments:
Oh no... that sounds AWFUL. Maybe it's a good time to get a GPS. and.. i think when you signed off as 'Confused Floridian Residence', you might have meant Confused Floridian Resident. I freaking love you and your right side brain. xox
HAHA. Thank you for catching me in my exact state of confusion. I'm leaving it up there just to prove my point. Haha I didn't even notice that.
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